your horoscope is: virgo-coded skeptic with a leo moon and a phd in “okay but what if the ancients cooked.”
today’s forecast: strong chance of interrogating weak causal claims mild risk of bullying astrology into becoming epidemiology excellent alignment for saying “correlation is not causation” right before doing a little bit of heresy
lucky object: a tilted planet enemy planet: mars, for obvious demolition-related reasons power move: touching grass at local noon and calling it field research
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